Part 2

Marcus: Well, he was a perpetual pain in our collective rears. Anyone for Chinese?

Gonick: Sure, just don't have it delivered. It's always cold by the time it gets here. And get extra egg rolls. We never have enough.

*everyone files out of the room, through a door that is concealed as part of the wall. Mr. Guido opens the hatch of the oubliette, and climbs out*

Guido: Ugh... I don't think they ever clean down there. Now, where's the door?

*scene ends*


*later, in the common room*

Gonick, through egg noodles: So, what now? Our aggressive enemies are at bay for the time being, so what say we go on the offensive? Go back to my Revanchism?

Emma, after finishing a bit of broccoli: Well with our defensive war over, it'd be nice to avoid simming.

Marcus, over egg fu young: Alright, scout out some potential targets. Make sure they're about our level, fair fights are always more fun.

Gonick: Plus, we can always recruit them after we kick their asses. That always works.

*at that point, in the interrogation room*

Guido: Ah, there it is. And there's the latch!

*back in the commons*

Saganami: Yeah, remember when the word 'Crit' was basically an expletive? That-

*a loud klaxon sounds, and red lights go off*

Dagobah: What? That's the Interrogation room! Guido. Trainees! After him!

Gonick: Did we really have to contract our base construction to 'Overdone Cliches Incorporated'?

Marcus: Yes. Now find Guido. He's to dangerous to be left alive, and if he escapes, we are royally screwed!

Emma: Here, take these lasguns.

Gonick, taking a lasgun: That's another thing. Do we need a weapons locker in every room?

Emma: Obviously.

Gonick: Point taken.

Marcus: Ok, fan out! Take Guido, and kill him.

Dagobah: Emma, aren't you taking a pistol?

Emma, with a chilling glint in her eye: No, I'm good.

Gonick: And why does Emma shop at Klingon Cutlery?! We have prisoners, like never!

Emma: Because they're even better then those knives they advertise on TV?

Gonick, with a resigned sigh: Ok, whatever. Guido can't have gone far. Allons-y!

Audio Tour (Part 2)