Greetings and Salutations

About now, in a galaxy far, far away...

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NEO TIMBERWOLVES

IT IS A TIME OF GREAT CONFLICT. THE CARE BEAR COALITION BRAVELY SEEKS TO DEFEND THE LOWER GALAXIES FROM THE MERCILESS INVASION OF THE OLD GUARD GUILDS, WHO HAVE FEAR AS THEIR FOREGUARD, AND UTTER RUIN AND DERBS THEIR WAKE. WELL, IT WAS. THIS IS A BIT AFTER THAT.

ANYDOODLES, WHERE WAS I? OH YES.

HAVING GROUND THE OLD GUARD'S INVASION TO A HALT, THE MEMBERS OF THE CARE BEAR COALITION RETURNED HOME. THOUGH SOME HAD NO HOME TO RETURN TO, THEIR PREVIOUS HOMES HAVING BEEN RAVAGED BY WAR. SOME GUILDS TOOK IN THESE LOST SOULS. ONE SUCH GUILD WAS THE NEO TIMBERWOLVES. THE TIMBERWOLVES, HAVING REGAINED INTEREST IN OLD PROJECTS WITH THE DECLINING SERIOUSNESS OF THE INVASION, ONE AGAIN SOUGHT TO DEFEAT AND/OR CAPTURE AN OLD ADVERSARY KNOWN ONLY AS MR. GUIDO. HAVING TRACKED HIS SHIP TO A REMOTE PART OF THE SECTOR, THEY CUNNINGLY LED HIM INTO AN AMBUSH, WHERE HE WAS CAPTURED.

HE WAS TRANSPORTED UNDER FULL SECURITY TO THE TIMBERWOLVES' REMOTE SANCTUARY, WHERE HE IS TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR CRIMES AGAINST TNT. AS THE HIGH COUNCIL OF THE WOLVES APPROACHES HIS CELL, THE MOVIE BEGINS.

WAIT, THAT WAS THE FOURTH WALL. DAMMIT, I USUALLY JUST POKE THAT AND GIGGLE. ANYWAY, ENJOY THE SHOW, AND TRY NOT TO EAT TOO MANY MILK DUDS. THEY'LL ROT YOUR TEETH.